When my Mom was alive, we had this annual personal New Year's Eve ritual. Wherever I was-- wild party, gig (usually), even at college or in El Salvador (once in the 1970's), I'd call her up and she would promise (yes, promise) that this was going to be the 'year of years, that brilliant things were going to happen, blessings fall like magic stars and the fairy-tale would come true.' Something like this. I would hang up and feel great about my future. It was a kind of spiritual medicine.
I'm not sure if it was those childhood experiences in Holy Family Church with my Irish nanny, or the osmotic indoctrination by my Italian Catholic neighbors who warned daily of mortal sins and an eternity in hell, but I took my promises seriously. Most of my friends, and my son, will testify that if I have promised something, I never fail them. Not that this has not cost me a great deal of angst and often absurd attachment to things I held together with wires and nails or needles and thread-- safety pins, pie dough. Cakes baked on a campfire, gifts sewn by hand, trips to nowhere at great expense, and some pain and tough rehabilitation.
Not so the rest of this world. People like me, people who take words seriously, are in the minority. The fake news is old news for us; we have been not just disappointed and duped but personally injured by liars. 'Campaign-promise' has acquired the status of crocodile-tears. It's something you say to get what you want, like all those men in our lives who swore up and down their eternal love.
I promise I will be back, I tell the homeless man who is nagging me for a sandwich again. All I have is foodstamps and he smashed his hands again, hitting the wall to relieve his bi-polar mania; they are bandaged and the jar of peanut butter and loaf of bread is unmanageable today. So I walk the 21 blocks home, wrap up a few in plastic, walk back in the stifling evening heat. No one ever comes back, baby, he says. Not from the final walk home, I joke... but this time-- well, I did. I promised.
My baby boy was born amidst some turmoil in my marriage-- the devastating realization that although my English husband solemnly promised to love me 'to the exclusion of all others', this was not to be the case. Forget the 'till death do us part'. No one really expects that these days... but after producing his heir (yes, I'd promised to marry him and have his child) which he'd promised to care for so I could continue my career path-- my gigs and recording contracts-- he was montaging into an alcoholic mess of irresponsibility and drama. I looked at that baby, the first night home-- me, who'd had to sit in on the 'new fathers' class at the hospital where you diaper a doll-- and I promised him-- whatever it is that is bothering you, whatever is making you cry-- I will figure this out. I will do it. At that moment he was on top of a vibrating clothes dryer in the laundry room (a remedy for colic) and he seemed to open his little eyes and relax.
Not that I am a saint by any means; I am a writer and a reader and I respect 'the word'. I suppose God never promised anything; he spoke, he acted (or failed to act). Promises are mortal things. Oaths of office and swear-ins, vows and contracts are human inventions which are necessary in a world that assumes the eventuality of falsehood and failure. Our president is a walking ball of tangled yarns-- the elephant-lie in every room, the cardboard cartoon character with a skin costume and an unremovable wig. What is this country if we cannot apprehend its signature villain, trap a crazed animal and keep its prey safe? No one promised us goodness from the government. Some of us made these assumptions when we were small. Our first-grade history teacher read the tale of the first George W. confessing to chopping down a tree; we grew up thinking this was not just presidential but 'precedential'.
From my college graduation, I was forced by my tough father to commit to an old-school major-medical policy. It covered anything the standard hospitalization didn't... and built in was an annuity to begin at 65, life insurance. I paid into it every year. The premiums increased. I complained. My agent was a woman named Mildred Kornhauser. She worked from home-- from her voice, I had an image of a Joyce Carol Oates type. She convinced me every year-- these policies were obsolete after 1975. They were air-tight and irrevocable. The company was The Equitable. It could have been on the PanAm building.
My friends know how I struggled through the single-parent years. How we had no vacations, no movies, no dinners (occasional Happy Meal on a holiday), how we walked-- how I worked, how I picked up and dropped off every single day, managed to barter some skills for camps and sports programs... worked nights while he slept, etc. But I paid my premiums. For 45 years? I called Mildred Kornhauser, we negotiated, raised deductibles... but I kept up, knew I'd have a little security as I grew older-- the comfort of extra medical assistance-- private nursing, a better network of physicians for me and my growing boy. The annuity.
When The Equitable was bought by AXA, Mildred promised no change in anything. After all, the policy was irrevocable. But several years ago... I was informed that it was discontinued. Just like that. The AXA executives party in the Hamptons and on Donald Trump's golf courses; but me-- my annuity vanished. Some nights I lay awake and calculate... in the 40-some-odd years I paid in something like $250,000. Mildred Kornhauser, God rest her soul-- was dead. She probably earned very little in her lifetime-- I always pictured her wearing an old bathrobe and eating a packaged donut dipped in Maxwell House when we spoke. My new agent was an electronic prompt.
And oh, yes, there was a class action suit. I received exactly $572. Yes. Annuity? I will spend my senior years the way I spent single motherhood--- lying awake, thanking God for health, praying, wondering how I will manage to keep my home, wandering from supermarket to supermarket, stretching out my food stamps the way these homeless men cannot seem to do, and I don't blame them.
So when I saw the negotiated Facebook fine of $5 billion... well.. who gets that money? The $2.5 billion remaining after lawyers have taken their share, and closer to $1 billion by the time everything else is deducted... certainly not anyone who was actually hurt or compromised? And the Equifax settlement? The company that promised security and protection but violated your privacy? Would Mark Zuckerberg even notice a $5 billion debit in his account? maybe his accountant would. Maybe Equifax would send him a text-alert. It reminded me. Equifax.... Equitable...
For those of us who pay on time, raise our children without support, carry on responsibilities, take out the trash for our handicapped neighbors and feel committed to our life projects, however much this costs in emotional and financial sacrifice... what reward is there? The universal promise of death lies ahead for us all... And yet there is the soft blanket of the word when someone whispers it in our ear. Yes, it changes our chemistry, that word-- however it has been beaten and distorted so that its meme might look like a question mark, however it has been infused with killing irony and a unique kind of weapon. I would still give anything to have my Mother's voice come through my phone as I did one July night when the fireworks reminded her of New Year's Eve. I must call my daughter Amy, she must have thought. It made sense-- through her dementia and confusion... in the heat, she left a message promising a wonderful year.